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Cable Technician

Typically a man/ he/him

Appearance: Balding šŸ‘© 🦲 ponytail

Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.

Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out ā€œbad cable jobsā€. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other ā€œcable guysā€. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!

Problem has poop stains and is never on time!
A Cable Technician is a human that smells like ass and is covered in asbestos!
by Canyoufeelthelovetonight October 27, 2022
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Dominican Cable Guy

A illegal cable television provider, offer someone who will go out of their way time and time again trying to stay a head with the latest fads in stealing cable TV. This person is an expert with satellite installation, boxes, chips anything and everything that will provide him with any form a scrambled cable to save a buck. Also in the hood they are self proclaimed certified gas meter and water meter experts leading to why the working man who pays their bills have such high rates and also the cause of a dozen or so major explosions or flooded basements or electrocutions
The Dominican Cable Guy will stop at nothing to get his porn.

Jose the Dominican Cable Guy from Bethlehem who sells used tires does. Or know what he is doing.
by Fyou123 May 18, 2019
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Laying a cable

ā€œHi honey, I’m just laying a cable!ā€
by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018
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dvi cable

"These two are having a bit of a DVI Cable, if you know what I'm sayin'."
by Mister NameMcFace June 13, 2017
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Xfinity cable

A giant scam the rips you off for TV when you can get it free by a TV antenna
I just paid the Xfinity cable bill now they want a extra $50 dallor fee
by urbanmeme May 12, 2018
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Fibre-Optic Cable Core

The art of repeating a particular part of a sentence or phrase for comedic value.

Often, you can misspell it for extra comedic value.
an example of Fibre-Optic Cable Core:

ā€˜hello everybody my name is markiplier’
ā€˜market plier’
by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz January 6, 2024
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