Meaningful Coochie

When your friend asks why your single. You tell them you're looking for Meaningful Coochie. The type of coochie that won't flake, ghost you, or leave you with Tinder Balls. Similar to Tinder Tart, only this time you got first date off seeing her irl.

Friend 1: Hey man why the fuck do I keep getting fucked over? All this Coochie is nice but I can't settle.

Friend 2: I don't know man, find yourself

some Meaningful Coochie.

by coochiebegouch69 February 18, 2019

coochie graber

When someone comes from behind and grabes your coochie

Wilbert is a coochie graber

by Lina bennet September 10, 2022

Coochie splatter

1. A thick white liquid that comes from the vagina
2. A lemonade company called coochie splatter lemonade

"she bad as fuck and I heard she got that yummy coochie splatter"

by Macadarypaboy9 April 23, 2019

coochie butt

the female front butt

damn man, you got a coochie butt

by coochiemaster December 12, 2018

Coochie Blocking

The same as cock blocking but the sex is opposite

A girl is talking with a new guy and hoping to score (or get a date.) Another female comes up getting in your way and possibly blocking your chance with the guy. She is "Coochie Blocking" you.

by Ms D October 22, 2010

Coochie Curds

dick cheese, except for people with vaginas

Don’t forget to clean your vagina to avoid getting coochie curds!

by Troglodyte1 January 21, 2022

Furry Coochie

It’s a fucking gourmet dish. A good pussy with a lot of hair, some people find it disgusting.

Boy 1:Fuck that furry coochie was fire
Boy 2: Yuh
Boy 3: the fuck

by FurryCoochie123 January 16, 2020