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Brandon

He's extremely sexy and also one of the kindest people you will ever meet. He's strong emotionally and physically. Sometimes Doesn't realize how strong he is. He is funny and quick to come up with a come back and can joke sexually but still be polite. He's athletic and smart when he applies himself and overall the person you want to have in your life.
Damn that kid Brandon can be a pain in the ass but I still love him
by Sunnydoubled June 13, 2017
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Dark Brandon

A joke started by twitter users in early 2022, the joke was originally used ironically to make fun of conservatives skewed perception of biden, and to also make fun of the fact biden is more seen as a senile old man that doesn’t do anything. The meme takes inspiration from many 2020 attack ads which depict him as a reckless leftist who will destroy America . Although the meme was used ironically for most of its use, it seems as of recent biden has been more aggressive in his policy and remarks. The joke was also picked up by many mainstream news outlets (typically more right wing) which saw it as an attempt by leftist to make him look cooler.
person 1: hey, have you seen these dark brandon memes? they seem so stupid

person 2: dark brandon will rise, you are not safe from his reign!
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Bronson rock

Any object, such as a rock, stick, shoe or butterknife used as an emergency or field-expedient tool. From the old TV series "Then Came Bronson" when Bronson (Michael Parks) uses a rock to pound dents out of his bike's fender and gas tank.
That guy can fix anything with a Bronson rock and a smokewrench
by Dr. Badwrench October 29, 2008
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Brandon

He’s a great person , unbelievably hardworking and talented loves extremely hard and very thankful for surroundings will give you the world as long as you allow him too .
I love my baby Brandon ❤️
by Brandon’s bae July 25, 2018
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Brandon

SOmetimes a magician. Thought to be the most sweetest guy you ever known. He treats girls right and not some kind of toy. He will be weird at sometimes but just lookin for the right one. When he finds her he will treat her right and not like the other guys out of here but at the same time he doesnt take bullsh*t from no one and speaks his mind to be a brandon is special.
Man i wish i had a guy like Brandon.
by b.A.m. April 2, 2015
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Brandon Del Rey

an internet warrior who thinks he scares people with his duped botnet.
Brandon Del Rey - you fucking nerd i will end you.
Innocent Roleplayer - oh no, brandon ddosed me. looks like i'll have to go outside.
by Big Brandon Del Rey October 25, 2018
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Brandon

Quite possibly one of the greatest people i have ever met. Has a smile that melts the hearts of women and when they look into his eyes they can't resist sleeping with him. Though that's usually not what he wants to do a man has to do what a man has to do. Has rock hard 6 pack abs and a body that makes the gods jealous. A beast at Cross Country and devouring small villages. Did i mention he can destroy them with his abs alone? Very possibly one of the sexiest guys alive. Liked by all, loved by many.
Hey do you see that rock hard man with the gorgeous features?

Yeah must be brandon
by hellacool5pointsoowooh December 21, 2010
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