Boompashtinka

A stupid or silly person, generally said under the breath or after you have told someone off.

Henry, what have I told you about eating my tropical fish you boompashtinka!

by FertTheTurt April 14, 2023

bloopers

Nothing special enough to make an entertaining TV Show out of, trust me.
Bring on the third series of Carnivale!

"'And now... the Worlds Greatest Bloopers!!-'"
"Oh, switch this crap off!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 1, 2005

bloopie

the sound made when slapping a female breast.

i accidentally hit my wife on the breast yesterday, the bloopie was so loud!

by CaireLushh February 19, 2011

Bloop

To hit someone. Usually used to show off to your friends, and gets a laugh.

That guy was a total twat so I blooped him.

I blooped him

I'm going to bloop yuh.

by SunshineChylde March 28, 2015

bloop

mean happiness

im so bloop

by rickgrimes20 March 11, 2016

bloop

when somebody says something stupid and they really thought it was important...you say bloop and make them feel real stupid.

by lil miss twurk 2 much September 10, 2003

bloop

A bloop is the sound a giant piece of dung that floots out your arsehole and hits the water of the toilet which is much to close to your sagging bottom and the quick floop makes a bloop and the water splashes your saggy ass.

Is not a true bloop unless it makes the actual sound "BLOOP" ( and ppl in the living room can hear it ) and unless seconds after the bloop you jump off the toilet for a cold sploosh has touched your hole-e-o ( unpleasant ).

*kev places his saggcheeks on the cold toilet seat*
*the cold shocks the bum and..*
BLOOP
kev: " hoh! "

by kaylaashley December 29, 2003