Blown knee

When you give him head while he squats over your face and his knee gives out squirting cum in your eye.

Oh my gawd, not another blown knee tonight! My eye is still swollen from the last one!

by Badass Btich Grammy December 27, 2022

Blown-in tissue

The resulting state of a tissue that has been ejaculated into and left to crust.

“Ah shit, just touched Zach’s blown-in tissue on his desk.”

“Can’t hang out tonight, my wife found my blown-in tissue by the toilet.”

“Smells like a blown-in tissue out here…”

by Ïdiōt November 14, 2025

Blown Gas Port

A type of tug-o-war between an asshole and exhaling lips.

Or

A garbage tier barrel with a few thousand rounds through it and the gas port has opened up enough that the owner is reconsidering their purchase.

I got the farts. I need a blown gas port tonight!

Should have never bought that bore cam, that blown gas port looks heinous!

by GunSlapsTech February 1, 2025

blown off course

(Being, verb): in Nordic countries such as Canada, coming late to work because of a snowstorm or icestorm.

I was almost blown off course today cuz of the weather; however, being blown off course is not an excuse.

by Sexydimma April 12, 2015

Blown

When something pisses you off so bad... that you're not even upset anymore

Still soaked from the first beer, he was blown when the 2nd hit his lap.

by Feel211 June 10, 2022

glass-blown

lame or sketchy, can refer to any noun

That restaurant was so glass-blown... the food sucked and they didn't even have real silverwear.

That girl is so obsessed with him that she offered to pay for his ticket. That is so glass-blown.

by Amanda October 12, 2003

Blowning

To be drowned under blankets.

"Stop blowning me, I can't breathe!"

by ChiefDabber November 26, 2020