fat blossom

1) An enlarged flower, prior to blooming
2) A wet, juicy fart that occurs during sexual intercourse

We were going at it and she let loose with a fat blossom.

I thought it was a queef but it was a fat blossom.

by Terd_Ferguson February 20, 2015

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blossom ass

This is a rump so perfect formed and founded by woman wearing spandex or any type of elastic materials

Did you see that blossom ass Kenny?

" Yeah! I couldn't imagine what I'd do with that".

"I couldn't help but to stare at it from underneath the pit."

by Stiffler hysion June 8, 2017

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cherry blossom picker

to choose what you want to that goes in line with what you were told that you were to do and were explained into great detail all about

I had to cherry blossom picker my way to what I wanted at the book store.

by Mr. Cherry Blossom Picker July 10, 2010

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If you call someone a turd blossom, you are saying that they are beautiful but came from shit or cow shit.

If I called you a turd blossom I'd be saying you are pretty but your family is shit. Or you looked like shit 2 years ago and now look beautiful.

Person 1 "man what a turd blossom"
Person 2 "thank you I've changed a lot"

by cwestn May 10, 2023

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Blossom <Lie>, Bubbles <Cheat>, & Buttercup <Steal>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

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Rose Blossom

The appearance of one's vagina after fisting. The internal tissue pulls out beyond the vaginal muscle. The bright red to pinkish tissue looks like a rose blossom.

After we ran a train on her, she had a rose blossom.

by Buns Gravy October 26, 2020

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