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booking my face

The much more awesome way of saying you were just on face book doing some important shit like always.
Punk: Hey todd why wasn't your punk ass at practice today?

Badass: I was just booking my face, you know, doing some important shit.
by ben hardass September 23, 2010
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Cork Blocking

As a bartender, when you're trying to cut somebody off but their friends keep buying them drinks anyway.
I tried to cut the guy off from the wine but his friends kept cork blocking me and buying him another glass.
by Chip-O December 9, 2008
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Cock Blocking

Stopping an individual from getting any action through word of mouth
Walking up to some Beezy and saying " that guy just wants to fuck you"
Or when someone is laying the "Mack" coming up and being like "hey playa whos this bitch your with she is Fuckable are you gonna give me a turn"That is being a Cock blocking bastard
by Dnagy April 17, 2006
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booking

by Rufus September 13, 2003
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double cock blocking

Usualy when your pretty horney looking to get some ass at a party or something and ass hole men get in your way from getttin it on with a girl twice in a row. A double cock block usualy results in a guy not liking you therefore doesnt want to see you get some. After this happens you usualy whip the guys ass in fury then go back in and get with the girl.
*girl sits on jakes lap*
asshole: Jake has AIDS
*girl gets up and walks away*
jake:*walks up to a babe* heyy what to partay?
asshole:Jake is gay
*jake takes asshole outside and whips his ass*
jake:thats what you get for double cock blocking me
by ahhsay May 9, 2010
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dirty sanchez blocking

A blocking technique in Fight Night Round 3 which involves moving your hands in all possible blocking positions creating an unpregnable defensive scheme. Very cheap, also gay.
I was dominating Travis in the fight until he started fucking dirty sanchez blocking. That shit is gay.
by Mr.Boracus May 13, 2006
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Blokingham

Word used to describe the town of Wokingham, Berkshire, in the United Kingdom, which is renowned for having an overpopulation of males at each of its many drinking establishments
"I wanna snaffle some bapples tonight. Where we going? Not Blokingham!"
by The Cantoons October 28, 2007
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