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blob

an actually lovely person, who is funny, charing sweet, plays video games, and cares for all of those around her, even when she doesn't show it
pandas: hey look, blob gave me another stack of potatos!
wil: wow, she really keeps this whole server running-
by pandypandora June 1, 2021
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Slob Blob

A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.
Yo James, my Dick feels weird.

Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?

Oh no, that's my first slob blob!
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Blob

An adjective for a polish 27 year old fresher going by the name of Isaac
Stop being such a blob
by The blob exterminator November 19, 2021
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Blob Feet

A stylized depiction of cartoon feet that, depicts the feet without toes and more closer to a blob, like a lengthened hemisphere attached to a leg, and with no wrinkles or creases. Surprisingly, this is a point of contention in character design in the Sonic fandom - if the blob feet are unsettling or fit the game's styles. Unsurprisingly, it is also a (fictional) sexual fetish that commonly depicts the blob feet at obscene and downright unrealistic sizes, with the blob feet often drawn about as large as a bed.
sonic should have blob feet, it's less unsettling when I think about the artist drawing anthropomorphic hedgehog toes...
what the fuck? why the fuck would you think that? they should have animalistic features, so obviously, they need toes.
by broken glass and crashing January 17, 2022
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Blob

Going down the pub with your mates for some beverages
Kallum "fancy going down the pub for a few blobs"
by Blobmaester October 22, 2018
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Blob

Hey babe, what's say you help me out with a blob considering you're making me go buy your tampons?
by Peakinowl June 4, 2018
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Blob fish

by Gritbin April 15, 2020
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