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blister story

A story with an elaborate explanation about how something relatively simple happened to you.
Guy on youtube tells the blister story of how he got his foot blister by having to use his left sock as a toilet paper substitute in a Thai public toilet.
by Lanny Falvo February 23, 2010
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blitah

Tori can I have a blitah.
by Dj-samoa October 15, 2010
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Blistering anal ordeal

1. A very potent, very hot expulsion of air from the anus. The heat usually lingers and is uncomfortable to both of which have "smelt" and "dealt".

2. A feverish, scalding, irritating defecating experience; often diarrheal and requires a cream, salve, or ointment to calm the burning sensation. Can be caused by spicy foods and some viruses.

3. A severe rash caused by an STD contracted by anal intercourse.

4. An instance in which someone is trying to get an asshole to behave sensibly, but they continue to make a scene.
("Dude, I had a blistering anal ordeal last night, it was real shitty!")
by Caustie January 30, 2015
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BLIP

This Clown Hoff is the BLIP.
by Pikesville February 25, 2021
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Chat Blip

The unfortunate omission of crucial information while engaging in online chat. Chat Blips usually give an unwanted message and if extreme enough, can cause a panic attack.
I do * love you.

Lucy does * have a venereal disease.

Chat Blips:
* = Not
by casefacee November 9, 2009
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skin and blister

I’m ok, but I dunno about the old skin and blister.
by King Crasher June 20, 2018
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blister

A person that does hardly any work
Hey blister why not picking up a shovel for a change?
by Hdj January 28, 2008
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