Belgian girl

A girl who is sticky and cute in the beginning and will do everything what you say, she will slowly brainwash you in being her slut. They change like a virus in the beginning they are not a problem until they take you over and use you until you die. Fuck them but do not be together with them at all costs. The become ugly after the age of 28 and change in to your worst nightmare.

Person nr 1: Hey is Tom still with that Belgian girl. No, that bitch destroyed him, he is now staying at home and going to a psychologist.

Person nr 2: Damm, she fucked him up. Well that’s the risk of dating a Belgian chick too long.

by $Dark_Side$ March 3, 2021

belgian waffle pudding

when you put belgian waffles on your partners cheeks during sex and start nutting in their butt

me and sigma boy are gonna go get some belgian waffle pudding

by seachips December 27, 2024

Belgian Double-Dip

The belgian double dip is an action that occurs when you are having anal intercourse, and you switch to oral sex. Then, you return to anal sex.

Me and my girl did a belgian double-dip last night

by Teggle July 16, 2025

Belgian Crank

When you shit in the shower then cum on it, then waflestomp it down the drain.

BRO! I just had the craziest Belgian Crank of all time.

by dih sendy October 26, 2025

Belgian Dumpling

The act of defecating on a large flat piece of elephant foreskin, then deep frying it into the form of a dumpling.

“Yo Eric, im really craving some Belgian Dumplings right now”

by 4rizon4 November 6, 2025

bedroom Belgian

A half bottle of La Chouffe on the nightstand, rimmed with chocolate and regret.

I woke up to a bedroom Belgian again.

by LivLikUrDyan January 31, 2025

belgian ass grazing

painting your ass hair green and then letting goats graze it and eat your ass hairs.

i love belgian ass grazing

by Les_6789 February 11, 2025