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Belgian Bellows

When you waft the air from a fart under a cover, duvet or comforter in bed at yourself or someone else in the room.
I had terrible gas the other day and while flopping around in bed, I managed to Belgian Bellows myself.
by Darn1737 April 27, 2025
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Belgian Bagel

Chris is a real belgian bagel.
by ragingwaffles October 2, 2021
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Belgian Blender

A sexual act involving the male inserting his cock and balls into a female, and spinning on the axis created.
Simply put it all in, and spin.
Dude, I took Janine home and gave her the Belgian Blender.
How’d it go?

Doc says I got torsion again.
by GooseA7 May 16, 2025
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Belgian Crank

When you shit in the shower then cum on it, then waflestomp it down the drain.
BRO! I just had the craziest Belgian Crank of all time.
by dih sendy October 26, 2025
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Belgian

Person Who's angry at you when you say that french fries are french and not belgian.

Person Who can party like no one before and drink trappist beer until the sun sets.

A belgian loves diversity and discovering New things, as well as New people, belgian or not. This specie is very sociable.
They usually are good folks to be around, ready to make another person's day better
Damn, look at this dude, he emptied his beer like a belgian !
by El Cyril (stras maker) November 23, 2021
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Belgian Boomerang

When you fill a girl with semen and syrup and continue to bang her.
by CoconutXThunder June 1, 2016
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Belgian Toast

The act of dipping your penis in someone's beer when they're not around to see it.

While some say it is slightly unhygienic, others counter that the beer kills any bacteria.

(This phrase might be a local Australian, or local British phrase)
Bruce gave Dave a classic Belgian toast when he left to talk to a girl.
by bigstrayan June 8, 2025
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