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The Belgian Gift

The fact that Belgian's have larger penises than many european nations.
Guy at bar: "Hey babe you know I have the belgian gift?
Girl at bar: "Really, you're coming home with me tonight!"
by Wim D. August 10, 2006
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The Belgian Gift

Belgian's have large dicks. Also known as the Belgian Frite and The Belgian Endownment. Also the reason the French hate us.
Person- I am Belgian. My penis is 8.5in long.
Person two- Oh you must have the belgian gift!
by Belgian! August 10, 2006
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Brave Belgian

Brave Belgian

A Brave Belgian, is essentially, anyone who is brave and/or Belgian.
The term was coined by Sir Alastair The Brave on the sixth of April 2015.

The immense success of the term and its usage even got it its own facebook page, among various other forms of media.

The Brave Belgians typically reside in grand houses, making memes while good looking females cook food and wash the dishes.
1. Oh man, I wish I could be as brave as those Brave Belgians.

2. The best memers are definitely those Brave Belgians
by Sir Alastair April 12, 2015
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she Belgian

A person that loves to drink beer, especially strong beers, and/or Belgian beers.
You don't have to be from Belgium to be 'Belgian'.
Look at Gabriela, she Belgian. She really loves her Orval !
by Westmalle December 6, 2020
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dirty belgian

Man who lies about penis size so much the female laughs and leaves forcing forementioned liar to self pleasure, then create further lies to friends about his evening.
Johnny did the dirty belgian, conned Tracy into bed before she found out about it
by hercule poirot March 27, 2015
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bully the Belgian

the act of concentrated male masturbation

bully the Belgian, bullying the Belgian
after a rough night with little success. all he wanted to do was to bully the Belgian
by BulliedBelgian February 17, 2021
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