alyssa in bed

She's hot and amazing , thick , beautiful , smart . The type of girl to wear a dress in public but get tied up in bed at night . She's wild , kinky , frisky , sexy , and hot . A great woman , girlfriend and friend . You'll fall I live with her . She's easy to talk to , and she's a open minded and hearted. Person cant hate anyone unless you hurt her really bad ,friends , or family . She will be there no matter what and she is nl stranger . She just wants to be loved and care for but no one is the fit because she has very high standards .

Dammmmmmn i hooked up with Alyssa in bed last night

Damn man you lucky asshole . Better keep her or ill take her

by Hotsss99 July 1, 2017

breakfast in bed

After long night of love-making, the next morning you gently awaken your ladyfriend with gentle laps of her labia.

I had breakfast in bed yesterday morning.

by lucasdailey February 13, 2006

tanning bed

cancer in a box

wow, I can't wait to go lay in the tanning bed and burn a layer of my skin off :D

by NO :] February 24, 2009

tanning bed

A box you lay down in that helps you get wrinkles faster.

I can't wait to lie down inside the tanning bed.

by LindsayLohan April 14, 2006

bed jumper

Someone who jumps from bed to bed, fucking everything in sight.

A hooker...
or bed jumper is close to the definition 'Fucking like a rabbit' but with different partners each time.

by Holly Williamson January 30, 2006

bed pan

a phrase for a woman who puts on a facade to "gold-dig"
shiny, full of crap, and best when dumped.

guy:Yea I know Natalia, shes a bed pan.
dude: totally, shes only interested in getting her claws in a rich guy.

example: Anna Nicole Smith, amoung many others

by lynzahh4 November 30, 2006

Bed Meat

When going to bed alone you may get lonely/hungry, but if you bring some meat to bed (hence Bed Meat) then these problems can be overcome. Any meat can be used depending on the use, sausages could be used if you are homosexual, or a nice fish fillet if you prefer the ladies.
Hungry? Have a little nibble of your Bed Meat.
Horny? Have a little prod at your Bed Meat.
Lonely? Have a little chat to your Bed Meat.

Dude: Awh man, i could really do with some Bed Meat
*Dude gets meat*
Dude: Mmmm meat *nom*
Dude: I'm feeling strange feelings towards this meat *sex*
Dude: That was great baby, thanks.

by FourteenAjk13 December 3, 2011