The backcountry manchild is an emotionally unavailable adult male who uses backcountry skiing, mountain biking, and other high-adrenaline sports to escape his feelings and "find meaning". He struggles with self-love and acceptance, and the only consistency he is capable of is reading the daily avalanche and snow reports. His good looks, top-notch gear, and pristine 4Runner appear attractive on the surface but will soon be overshadowed by his insecurities. Ladies, run for your life. Only he can fix himself (best not wait around).
Salt Lake City is the top city in America to spot a Backcountry Manchild (BCMC) in the wild. The best places to find them are in the Snowbird tram line, playing pool at the Hog Wallow, and on Hinge (with vague relationship goals, looking for "adventure", and at least 50% of pics are of them skiing). May the odds be ever in your favor.
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