I was banging some sloot last night without a condom. I wanted to pull out but I was on auto pilot... I hope I'm having a boy.
by Sam the gayboy Mahags February 26, 2011
When you fart in such a way that your anus vibrates and is very painful that it feels like you just cut yourself a slightly bigger anus.
after burrito night I was surprised that I didn't have blood in my underwear after that auto episiotomy.
by nemo72586 August 02, 2009
1. I would rather be drunk all the time, rather than being auto-polar.
2. That auto-polar kind of person really got on my nerves.
2. That auto-polar kind of person really got on my nerves.
by Mr.Brandon September 17, 2004
And by "falling out of bed" methinks she was trying a little bit of whatever the female equivalent of auto-fellatio is.
Auto-taco?
No clue what it's called.
Auto-taco?
No clue what it's called.
by karl_gruber April 07, 2008
When you are in a relationship with someone and they tell you something less than appealing and you dump them on the spot
by PDXBengalsfan81 November 24, 2010
by guy_gadbois August 17, 2008
When sex is going and 1 of the 2 people involved is extremely fat. The term auto-safety refers to the fat acting as an airbag when the humping is too hard
by Andy K April 07, 2004