Atomic Jerk

When you beat your dick with hot sauce.

"I can't find my lube, so I guess I'm going to have to atomic jerk."

by SoupyTravis January 24, 2018

atomic biotic

An extremely powerful life force originating from the Italian Chinese American musician known as Wonton Parmesan.

I heard this dude wonton parmesan is super powerful. He is Atomic Biotic.

by Atomic Biotic January 14, 2023

Atomic Kamehameha

When fisting takes an unexpected turn, usually for the worse.

"Hey, I haven't seen you with Jeannie for a hot minute, what happened?"

"Everything was fine, until I got overzealous and performed an Atomic Kamehameha."

"F's in the chat."

"I miss the kids."

by Hippofartamus August 18, 2019

Atomic Ejaculation

When you ejaculate with so much force, it splits an atom and creates a nuclear explosion.

Man: Ohhh yeah, feel that atomic ejaculation!
--5 miles away--
Kid: Mommy mommy, what's that big glowing mushroom shaped cloud in the distance?

by Professional Racist March 31, 2022

Atomic log

Part solid and part diarrhea defecation

After encelada nlght I had to bust an atomic log

by Greennuns69 July 27, 2016

Atomic Pinch

Like a normal pinch but caused by something significantly stronger, rigid and unforgiving, likely mechanical like pliers or getting your ass cheek caught in a door. Usually a nasty welt is left from it that may start bleeding.

Got an atomic pinch on the heel of my palm, and no I didn't wear work gloves to prevent it from happening.

by EyeWeTodEd August 18, 2014

atomic hersheys

Going to the bathroom to shit but find out it comes out in little droplets at a high rate

Man my dad had the atomic hersheys at dinner yesterday

by Infinideer September 22, 2015