athalia

the most pwnful cookie in the sea of cookies :D she is so baked and crispy that you cant resist her tongue-tingling greatness. yum.

ill sleep well tonight knowing that ill be getting some athalia tomorrow, man.

by the biznatch January 27, 2007

athletes vagina

The result of getting toe-fucked by someone with athletes foot. Can be cured with "Foot Powder" that comes in a cream.

My athletes vagina is really acting up today. So much itching and burning. Why did i let that football player toe me?

by Aubadarea February 12, 2008

athlete's vag

An infection of the vagina caused by the same fungus that causes Athlete's foot (tinea pedis). Also known by the names tinea twat and fungal tunnel. This highly contagious condition is often spread by cougars.

Causes an itchy, smelly, infectious vag that is a danger to others who enter it.

1. Mike accidentally put his dick in Cassy's athlete's vag. He now has jock itch.

2. That cougar's tinea twat spread the infection to Jeremy's cock, thanks to her rank athlete's vag.

by vagdoc October 13, 2011

Athalia

Athalia is a very chaotic girl, she really likes memes and being the most annoying person in world. She has not many friends, but if she does, she will be attached to them. She has red brown-sih hair and light chocolate skin, she wears glasses and is not afraid to take it off in public. She wears a T-shirt and long pants, usually a shirt over the T-shirt cause she really likes dressing masculine. She wears a watch and never takes it off. She has a friend name kathlyn , kiroki, and nada

Person 1: hey, have you seen that new kid?
Person 2: yeah her name is Athalia
Person 1: oh.

by Elvan Wilson October 3, 2019

athelism

Worship of the sun instead of a Judeo-Christian God. Pretty much an excuse for atheists to not get their asses persecuted by bible thumping maniacs.

Atheism + Helios = Athelism

"Im an official member of the Universalistic Sun Worship faith!"

"You mean athelism? Thats not faith; you dont put your life in the hands of the stories told by a bunch of goat herders and fishermen with 6th grade educations. Thats being reasonable and scientific."

"Whatever. it rocks."

by Jacks Raging Bile Duct March 30, 2009

arse athlete

A homosexual gaylord bummer fag.
A bum-gineering expert.
A Martin of the fuller variety.

You dont wanna go there, it's full of shit-eaters and arse athletes!!

by Nickenstien May 25, 2007

athletic supporter

someone (usually a girl) who likes to hook up with athletes

Did you hear Jane's hooked up with half the soccer team?

Yeah, she's always been an athletic supporter.

by Ben in Brooklyn April 5, 2008