This is what you add to the end of a fortune you get from a fortune cookie at a Chinese food restaurant. There is always some asshole that tells you to add "in bed" at the end. That is weak.
Marvin: what did your fortune say?
Charlie: It says "You will soon find great pleasure with a dildo up your ass"
Marvin: You don't have to be a turd tapping dickhead.
Charlie: Fuck this Chinese food bullshit. Let's go to Mountain Mikes for Pizza next time.
Marvin: OK
Charlie: It says "You will soon find great pleasure with a dildo up your ass"
Marvin: You don't have to be a turd tapping dickhead.
Charlie: Fuck this Chinese food bullshit. Let's go to Mountain Mikes for Pizza next time.
Marvin: OK
by Apocalypto March 30, 2011
Get the With a dildo up your assmug. person1-i will kill your favorite celebrity
you call the cops and person1 gets arrested
you-i pewpewpew'd your ass!
you call the cops and person1 gets arrested
you-i pewpewpew'd your ass!
by JOswag July 29, 2011
Get the i pewpewpew'd your assmug. The act of rubbing one's genitalia ever so roughly that it causes the ass and anus to chafe, resulting in ashy skin.
by MrsLippy'scarisgreen March 1, 2017
Get the ash your assmug. a term of derision or disdain. generally used when someone is complaining about something or using an injury, condition or weakness as an excuse.
frank: i'd love to you help you clean up that mess, but my back is killing me.
ted: sucks to your ass-mar! get off your lazy ass and give me a hand.
ted: sucks to your ass-mar! get off your lazy ass and give me a hand.
by dance_otik March 29, 2009
Get the sucks to your ass-marmug. being involved in a situation that doesn't seem to have an end..going in circles and not getting any results
by skinner54 May 24, 2010
Get the wiping your ass with a hoopmug. This means that the person who said this will beat the living crap out of you or that they are horny and want to fuck your brains out of you
1. (Argument between two randos) “ima beat your ass if you don’t give it back.
2. (Argument between the homies) “ima beat your ass 😏” the homies love each other very much.
2. (Argument between the homies) “ima beat your ass 😏” the homies love each other very much.
by Biggy Wiggy June 14, 2022
Get the ima beat your assmug. A reply used to get back at an angry driver that is honking their horn at you after you have just cut them off. Originating from a shirt in which has Wile.E.Coyote is holding road runner after catching him saying "Beep, Beep your ass".
John- "Hey dude why did you cut that guy off?"
Paul- "I don't know, fuck him."
Other car- "Beep Beep."
Paul- "Ah Beep, beep your ass!"
Paul- "I don't know, fuck him."
Other car- "Beep Beep."
Paul- "Ah Beep, beep your ass!"
by twan1492 June 27, 2010
Get the Beep, beep your ass!mug.