Thomas the asparagus

a long slender little hoe who resembles an asparagus. bitch-like.

look at Thomas the asparagus over there. ha, loser

by that boy thiccc October 15, 2018

Shady Loves Aimara

The only truth. The only person who loves and the only person who is loved. Fuck y'all and stan this gay couple. Thanks.

-Shady Loves Aimara, don't you think?
+OMG! You're enterely right!

by binnieuwu June 11, 2019

Normal Summon Alleister Make Almaraj

The phrase is in reference to the Yugioh card "Alleister the Invoker" and "Salamangreat Almaraj". The phrase is 2 steps of a simple combo that allows you to put "Invoked Merchaba" on board and with relative simplicity. It is known for being extremely simple and sometimes repetitive for how basic but effective it is.

Now I will Normal Alleister Make Almaraj. Make Secure Gardena. Activate Invocation. Make Invoked Merchaba. Effect in Grave of Invocation;
Normal Summon Alleister Make Almaraj is such a simple play. I hate Yugioh sometimes

by Theundeadsayian May 5, 2021

spit weed asparagus

slang for "fucking your dad"

"hey look its John,spit weed asparagus"

by ur mom and ur dad June 1, 2021

Call me Asparagus

Words spoken by DJ Khalid to mean that you're specifically hungry for asparagus that day

DJ Khalid: Call me asparagus
You: All alright let me get some asparagus for you.

by FunniManHeHeHeHa September 27, 2023

amara

A naive small person who's best friends are animals and librarians.

Not to be confused with Samara, a scary dead girl who will indeed kill you after 7 days.

One day Amara was at the zoo playing with the armadillos, when all of a sudden two of them began to make babies. "What in the world is that?" she asked naively.

by monsterloaf October 24, 2006

amara barber

A girl with big jugs and an ass like the earth

Dame Amara barber is big

by Theblackpussygod December 20, 2017