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San Antonio Spatula

The act of slapping your cock on your significant others ass whilst placing ones thumb in her anal cavity. To add pleasure, it helps if she yodels war cries from the alamo.
"Me and Veronica last night wanted to try something kinky so I gave that bitch a San Antonio spatula"

"Nice man"
by Kroger Gas October 7, 2016
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jesus antonio martinez

Greatest man you can ever meet.Strongest man you can ever meet. Always picks the right girlfriend and a girl who has him is the luckiest girl in the world.
Jesus Antonio Martinez is awesome he is a pro at basketball he is so great maybe the greatest person i ever met and has a beautiful girlfriend she is so lucky to have him he is dreamy and really strong .
by green gazes May 10, 2018
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Double Antonio

Jake: wanna have a cigar tonight?

Kyle: I already had one today.

Jake: Thats okay. Have a Double Antonio
by NotAntonio January 8, 2022
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the playhouse san antonio

A collection of sassy mc-sasspants who are taking over the San Antonio theatre scene like whoa. #PlayhouseProud
The Playhouse San Antonio produces high quality live theatre
that inspires, educates, and entertains audiences of all ages.
Our passion is to connect our community to the world at large
by telling stories that reveal the truth of the human experience.
by CC Brinkley May 14, 2015
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Ariana and Antonio

they are two people that swear they don't like each other but its sooo obvious already! Just date! they use other boys and girls as a distraction from each other when they find out they like each other but come back to each other one way or another. If you see them tell them you ship them.
West: hey Ariana and Antonio!
Ariana and Antonio: yeah?
West: I ship u guys!
by gaysuckballz6969 October 14, 2019
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Mt. San Antonio College

Commonly referred to as Mt. San Antonio College. It's a community college located in Walnut, California. Easily better than some of the four-year universities, namely Cal Poly Pomona.

It is also known as: Mt. Stuck, UCLA (UC Left of Amar), and Harvard on Hill.
Some dude: "I got into Cal Poly! And Cal State Fullerton! And UC Riverside!"

Smarter person: "I'd rather go to Mt. San Antonio College and transfer to UC Berkeley and USC."
by Mountie09 May 21, 2009
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Antonio

Antonio is a fucking hottie. He is VERY handsome, and his dick is just as big as his ego, mind you, his ego is HUGE!!! He is a trustworthy person, but if you get on his bad side, he'll be a nightmare. He's great in math, but even better in bed. His first girlfriend is always named Amelia, and his second is always Emerson Buckley. If you have an Antonio, never let him go, especially if you're in the fifth grade. I'm in the fifth grade, and my name is Emerson Buckley. I absolutely LOVE having him in bed. His dick feels so good against my tight pussy. His moans are music to my ears.
Emerson: Hey Antonio, I'm ready for your huge, bulging cock.

Antonio: No, STOP!!! I'M COMMITED TO AN IREM ONLY!!! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU SEX HUNGRY UGLYASS FREAK!!!!
by hungryforsexemerson May 28, 2018
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