Adam

The best guy in the entire universe. Adam has a huge penis that can be between 7 - 12 inches. He is amazing at sex and is a very romantic person. He will always cheer you up and will sacrifice his time for his friends and carries the burdens of everyone to help them. He is a chick magnet and racks in all the girls. He tends to hide his nice side from his friends so he can fit in. Everyone will always love Adam even though he can have an ego sometimes. He is the best boyfriend you can ever ask for and will always comfort you no matter what. Once you start having sex with him you wont ever want to stop, he will fuck you into next week and make you have the best orgasm ever. His dick is incredible and it will be the only dick you ever want

Hey is that adam? Yeaa thats my sex machine!

by Jokeeeman November 5, 2021

Adam

Adam is a very common name but the person is very unusual. Adam tends to be a coach somewhere, he will hide his pain and insecurities through laughter and comedic relief but on the inside, he is a very sensitive and hurt man. Adam represents the most entertaining and simple-minded individual you'll ever know, he does a great job of insulting you yet making you feel welcome at the same exact time.

Did Adam call you a Slapdick!?
I can't believe Adam is making a blumpkin!!

by Yung sac November 14, 2021

Adam

Adam is a type of person you can trust and have a great bond with them. Adam is also someone you can talk to whenever you need too. He loves a lot and doesn’t care about anyone else but one person. He is a great guy and someone you would wanna have in your life

Adam is a great guy

by Someone in love November 24, 2021

adam

the biggest mooch ever. Can smell weed from a mile away

"Dont be such an adam, I dont have any weed."

"Watch out,that kid is an adam."

by womper777 March 22, 2009

Adam

a stupid nigger

adam is such a nigger

by Nig nog Adam June 25, 2017

Adam

A life saver who phones your mother when you're too drunk to remember your phone password

Cheers bro I wouldn't have gotten home if it wasn't for you, you're a fucking adam

by Robbie5.5 May 25, 2015

Adam

Hilarious, honest, and humble. A dark haired boy with kind eyes who is immediately open and welcoming. You can always count on him for a good laugh and to laugh at your worst jokes. He makes you feel incredibly special and is always there to lift you up even as he gives you jabs. He doesn’t realize how intelligent, talented, and unique he is and how valuable and infectious his personality is. A plain name for a cool cat.

Person 1: What are you so happy about?

Person 2: Oh, I just came from hanging out with Adam. He always makes me smile.

by Vegan_bacon July 6, 2018