A pretty girl who is secretly controlled by the queen shrimp, the shrimp controlling her mind wants to enslave all humankind so that the shrimp eat humans with sauce. Very diabolical, use strong caution around an alyssa!
Boy who hates evil shrimp: Run away everyone the grand shrimp controls her mind!
Alyssa: I have no idea what he is talking about
Innocent bystander (who clearly doesn’t understand the real predicament we are in): Bro what are you on?
Alyssa: I have no idea what he is talking about
Innocent bystander (who clearly doesn’t understand the real predicament we are in): Bro what are you on?
by Smartboywhohatesevilshrimp July 5, 2018
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by Blondie😊 June 9, 2017
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I'd wake up every day saying to my self "I wonder if there are any other girls out there like Alyssa"
by Fancy Mustard October 23, 2017
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John-“nope, must be blending in with the ants again”
Jeremy-“she might be recording elf 2”
John-“nope, must be blending in with the ants again”
Jeremy-“she might be recording elf 2”
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