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Alex

Alex is a sexy beast with a gigantic dick bigger than simons
Person: I got a Simon Cock
Me: well I got an Alex Cock
Person: Dammit
by qwqesdfgere5rhtrshrt April 11, 2019
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Alex

A small Cutie from the United Kingdom that streams whenever possible.
Did you see that small Alex over there? What a cutie
by JordiOnPC May 30, 2020
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Alex

The most amazing person you will ever meet. He will never fail to make you smile and always looks on the brigh t side of things . Alex is very small and cute and has that cheeky smile that makes girls go wild . girls swarm around him. Many girls have a crush on him so if you like him you have to be quick. He will make sure that you are happy no matter what and will always be there for you he's the perfect guy
He's so sweet and kind he must be an Alex
by Kiwi jackson April 22, 2018
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Alex

Alex fine as wine, like deadass she can turn water to wine
by Ishootmyshotanditbricks October 25, 2018
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Alex

A man who is not afraid to boast about anything he’s accomplished. Athletically gifted. He will be somewhat awkward to talk to in the beginning but you will start to get a liking of him. His humor Is bad but it won’t fail to make you laugh. Somewhat shy to ask girls out. He is a very hard working person when it comes to labor. Very intelligent with cars. Very loveable and is also somewhat desperate for a girlfriend. His greatest fear is loneliness and will do anything to keep loved ones and friends close, but if you disrespect him and continue to, don’t bother apologizing because you’ll be out of his life like THAT. If someone breaks up with him and they go off on him, he will forgive them and apologize for everything. He will take the blame. And after that, they will come back as friends. He also is shown to have a dark past and hides depression with his stone face. He rarely shows his sad side, but his anger is shown to be very sensitive. If he is mad he isn’t afraid to show it. He knows how to love and he will spoil any girl he takes interest in. But some girls don’t realize when they leave an Alex, they won’t be able to get back with him until they realize what they’ve done. He also isn’t into alcohol or drugs, which is why people don’t invite him to parties. Alex is someone you need to understand, but the only way to understand him is to become a very close friend. And if you want a relationship with him, make sure you realize how much he will do to keep you in his life
Hey, you know Alex?
Ummm...... you mean the absolute plug?
Yeah, if you fuck with him, make sure you got backup
Nah he’s a pansy

“What did you say?”
I said you’re a pa-
*gets the shit kicked out of them*
Alright alright
by Woken up to reality early January 6, 2020
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Alex

An intelligent person, usually quiet and alone. He only shows emotion to friends, family, and loved ones.

Extremely loyal, will usually knock you silly if you are caught mistreating anyone, even if Alex dislikes or hates the person being mistreated. He will never mislead you and never decieve you.

Over all, an Alex is always good to have around.
"Did you see Alex the other day?"

"Yeah. Gave a blood nose to some f#@&$."
"Why?"
"Alex was just sorting out another f@/%ing bully. Don't mess with an Alex!"
by Just another Alex. February 17, 2020
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Alex

Alex, is an amazing guy who's personality is incredible. He sometimes hides his feelings. He'll only show his feelings if you're family, best friend, or girlfriend. He has a hard time finding happiness..so look out for him. He works hard..just to make those he cares and loves feel good. Alex, is very respectful, funny, kind, lil bit crazy, and hawttttt. So, have you seen Alex?
Hey, did you see Alex?
Oh, you bet!! Alex, was so cute, and kind!!
Trust me, i know!
by xXxXanonymoussilenceXxXx October 20, 2019
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