Rugby dysmorphia is a mental disorder characterized by the obsessive idea that a rugby player thinks they're twice as broad as they are.
Rugby player: "Wow I really must say, I have quite a strong and broad physique".
Me: "No mate you're actually a pure little weasel. You simply have rugby dysmorphia".
Me: "No mate you're actually a pure little weasel. You simply have rugby dysmorphia".
by king mick April 19, 2018
Get the Rugby dysmorphiamug. A rounded stomach with extra belly fat, but with plenty of muscle underneath. Often formed as a consequence of someone playing rugby. Usually of a man.
Will: ‘Wow Tom, you’ve really gained weight on your belly!’
Tom: ‘It’s just my rugby belly Will, I’ve got lots of muscle underneath!’
Tom: ‘It’s just my rugby belly Will, I’ve got lots of muscle underneath!’
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 February 12, 2019
Get the Rugby bellymug. Rugby is extremely preppy clothing only available at the 9 stores nation wide (as of April, 2007), this clothing is really awesome! The Stores are in: Greenwich and New Canaan, CT, Palo Alto, CA, Georgetown, Washington D.C., Chicago, IL, Boston, MA, New York, NY, Dallas ,TX, and Seattle, Washington. This is some truly awesome clothing! If you like Vineyard Vines you should love this, its like Vineyard Vines with a little edge, but it has less of a nautical background. The logo of Rugby Clothing has a Skull and Cross Bones. Rugby is new established in 2004 and is NOT available online (as of April, 2007) and it averagely priced about $50 for a polo, never the less everything they make is an instant classic and is worth your time to check out! Also Rugby is produced by Ralph Lauren, so if you like Polo's Clothing and quality you will love
Rugby!
Rugby!
Friend 1: Hey, whats that kid wearing with the skull and cross bones on it?
Friend 2: Rugby, its so cool!
Friend 1: It looks like it, I'll have to get some Rugby Clothing!
Friend 2: Rugby, its so cool!
Friend 1: It looks like it, I'll have to get some Rugby Clothing!
by Spencer December 26, 2008
Get the Rugby Clothingmug. One of the most boring games you will ever watch, this would generally consist of England kicking the ball more times than you would see a tennis ball being hit in Wimbledon, this is also followed by no tries being scored and the constant attempts for a drop kick between the posts (generally by Wilkinson) or England winning the game by being awarded a penalty by the opposition at the last minute.
by syn3rgy October 30, 2007
Get the English Rugbymug. by Milad Al-Jawabra December 15, 2008
Get the Redmen Rugbymug. What arseholes call American Football when most haven't played it or realised how hard it is to play. In American Football the pads are a weapon and your body is a missile unlike in rugby where you tackle the legs to avoid the "scwary guy wunning at me"
Rugby Dude: American football is Rugby for Girls
American Football Dude: Both sports are hard but mine is slightly harder but hey I don't care
Rugby Dude: I am away to watch rugby league (which has as many viewers as Big Brother)
American Football Dude: Cool, I am away to watch the Superbowl (the most expensive trophy and with 100 million viewers worldwide)
American Football Dude: Both sports are hard but mine is slightly harder but hey I don't care
Rugby Dude: I am away to watch rugby league (which has as many viewers as Big Brother)
American Football Dude: Cool, I am away to watch the Superbowl (the most expensive trophy and with 100 million viewers worldwide)
by ScottishAmericanFootballPlayer January 16, 2009
Get the Rugby for Girlsmug. A small group of inbreeds who live in the past, and believe they can take on the world.....also known to attend the Hero Parade.
by Kerry Owne February 21, 2010
Get the Kereone Rugbymug.