Bud Leech

Someone who likes to hang with you just to smoke your weed. May ask to "borrow a bud" from time to time, but seldom returns the favor.

Dude 1: Hey look at this nice bud, you wanna smoke some?
Dude 2: Man put that away - Tommy the bud leech is headed this way .

by Ditzlexic January 2, 2016

Leech

A retarded redneck with a crusty ass mullet named dirty dick Dan

Dirty dick Dan is a leech. He latched onto my pooper just to get a log of shit on his mustache

by Dirty dick Daniel January 8, 2019

Leech

1. Noun; A person who can't keep a job and relies on the contributions of a significant other to get by, while not giving any credit to said significant other; The loss or lack of employment is usually "not their fault."

Steven lost his job, looks like Jen has the leech in full force yet again.

Steven has reached peak leech, lost 3 jobs in one year and still hasn't contributed to the mortgage.

by whosthegoat June 26, 2018

leech and scoot

visually known as a shittalking gnome with green hair and a tedency to rally up his BROR.

you would leech and scoot ..

by honchh July 25, 2018

cum guzzling penis leech

A woman/man who loves sucking dick 24/7

Friend: dude my girlfriend is a cum guzzling penis leech she wants my dick all the time.

by Kiraimichealis August 26, 2018

Leech

Someone who benefits from your downfall

Yo! Them leech off you..

by staywoke February 4, 2019

rot leech

A member of the opposite sex that is taking your attention away from important video game activities.

Alec’s missing out on a quality rot with the boys because a new rot leech is monopolizing his time.

by Spolt1o5 February 6, 2019