The act of a man blowing his load while simultaneously flailing his penis, like a magic wand, all over someones face
After her first time anal, i whipped my meat-lance out of her butt and showered her with my Jizz Wand.
by Ant Beniquez August 20, 2009
Get the Jizz Wandmug. an organ that surrounds the urethra of males at the base of the bladder, comprising a muscular portion, which controls the release of urine, and a glandular portion, which secretes an alkaline fluid that makes up part of the semen and enhances the motility and fertility of sperm.
by CC3631 January 17, 2009
Get the Jizz Pumpmug. that foam that sprays out the top of your beer can after its been shaken too much. it covers the top and is just nasty to get on you
by samuel colt September 1, 2009
Get the beer jizzmug. When a person has swallowed so much jizz that their bodily fluids have been totally replaced by seaman. Any injury thereafter will result in clotting filled with jizz!
Example: Doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. After receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from James, he developed a nearly fatal "Jizz Clot" in his brain!
by nonkatt August 17, 2011
Get the Jizz Clotmug. The lebron jizz is when you jerk off and throw your jizz in the air using the same motion that Lebron James does before every game.
by jonsjeans August 1, 2016
Get the lebron jizzmug. Insult thought of by Mark on Peep Show, when trying to think of ways to enrage a driver enough to run him over - thus avoiding his wedding to Sophie.
by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007
Get the jizz cockmug. A jizz; that involves being pampered whilst you masterbate; the first person masterbates, whilst the second performs a relaxing activity, such as massaging the shoulders; washing the hair; or feeding ferrero rocher. The second person could be a lover, close friend or paid services.
by Wolly_Jones May 25, 2011
Get the Comfy jizzmug.