my duncan is gorgeous, fun, smart, intelligent and perfect in my eyes. ive always liked him, though he does not feel the same. everytime i see into those beautiful eyes, i cant help but melt inside. even if he hates me, i dont think ill ever get over him. id walk down to hell if i could hold his hand on the way. id give my past, present and future for this dude. hes the light of my life but all i am to him is just a random classmate.
A tall man in his 70s that wears car shirts and struggles to pronounce words beginning with “H” he is a well known northerner and is also known to jump from the middle school gates clutching several children under his arms and a Stella in his mouth, he roams villages honking his horn to all the old ladies whilst giving them a wink and jestering “👉👌”whilst tensing his lips.
Guy:”Hey man have u seen Duncan waiting at the gates of school recently?”
Guy2:”yeah apparently he gives the kids yo-yos “.
Guy2:”yeah apparently he gives the kids yo-yos “.
by WHEATABIX:o October 28, 2021
Kid with down syndrome
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by Tristanhubbard69 November 23, 2021
A very funny and handsome boy who makes cracking jokes on the internet and is mates with Kate Beckinsale (from the movies)
Mate 1: Have you seen Duncan's new post?
Mate 2: The one about the punk rock banana covering himself in honey and rolling around in gorilla fur, only to be eaten by a gorilla with cannibalistic urges who thought he was a little tiny gorilla?
Mate 1: no that was someone else I think
Mate 2: oh
Mate 2: The one about the punk rock banana covering himself in honey and rolling around in gorilla fur, only to be eaten by a gorilla with cannibalistic urges who thought he was a little tiny gorilla?
Mate 1: no that was someone else I think
Mate 2: oh
by Michael too groovy November 24, 2021