Diamond Dozen

How autists say "dime a dozen"

White girls are a diamond dozen.

by Hi-Hat February 27, 2011

jared diamond

The eternal God of guns, germs, and steel.

I wish I was Jared Diamond
Why
Because he knows all and is the ultimate God

by Jared Diamond GGS June 12, 2016

cutting diamonds

when its so cold outside, your nipples dont just cut glass, they cut diamonds

Dude 1:damn dude its like 20 below out here.

Dude 2:i know im cutting diamonds

by lucas bermejo June 9, 2007

Diamonds to the face

A way of saying I told you so

Harold - “Shane can you place the ice chest in the trunk”

Shane - “ It doesn’t fit “

Harold - goes places the ice chest in truck. And reaches in to his pocket and pretends to pull out diamonds and tosses them in his face. While yelling “ Diamonds to the Face “

by OzzyBcray July 19, 2019

Bat Diamond

The pure & unbridled essence of masculinity and ass-kickery. The ultimate symbol of the man libido and hossness.

Bat Diamond is the ultimate hoss.

by paranoidata February 17, 2010

diamond man

the most unfunny but best artist in discord

diamond man: please help i am being forced into hell by cbh
discord user: LOL SO FUNNY11

by diamond man lover February 17, 2022

diamond z

To undo. Comes from the key code you type on a computer keyboard to undo something---hold down ctrl (which usually also has a little diamond on it) and Z.

I wish I could diamond Z last night... I never should've gone to that party

by Ciee January 17, 2006