Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks
RED
Ok thanks
by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

"I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many" is one of many examples of how gamers are the worst thing to happen to gaming.
by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption
It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption
by adnan0007 October 10, 2022

1: how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it
by We do a little Trolling March 17, 2021

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.
Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.
by Rufymonkeyd February 7, 2020

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.
*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless
by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

Tï-mani is cool. He's the god, the wolf of the pack, the one you shall follow. He leads the way, you walk behind. That's how it works. People love and praise his name so much that they litterally rename themselves after him.
Tï-mani is also a tribe, we're everyone is like a family. Through hard times, the real Tï-mani helps everyone keep up.
But don't try do seduce Tï-mani, not only because he's too good for you, but also cause he's already taken.
Tï-mani is also a tribe, we're everyone is like a family. Through hard times, the real Tï-mani helps everyone keep up.
But don't try do seduce Tï-mani, not only because he's too good for you, but also cause he's already taken.
- Did Tï-mani connect to the Zoom class?
- No, not yet.
- Oh then tell the teacher he can't start the class until he's there.
- No, not yet.
- Oh then tell the teacher he can't start the class until he's there.
by luciole_ November 13, 2020
