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Zooted

When you are so mo'fuckin high or drunk, all you say is "shut up bitch ass nigga, im zooted right now"
Damn Pietro, you look mo'fuckin zooted right now
Nigga, how many bongs did you it last nigh with the hoes, you look zooted
by Fortnite bonger May 1, 2024
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Zoot

England slang for joint which is weed wrapped with paper
Dude #1: bro what do you wanna smoke out of today?

Dude #2: let’s smoke a zoot!
by A$ap Dri May 21, 2019
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Zoot

Zoot meaning to smoke a lot of rooootsss. Zoot is also a name of an present day artist.
“Yo every Sunday I’m on Zoot timing”
“Zoot smoke trees like root”
by Zoot___ August 28, 2021
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Zooted

Dude you been hittin the gym, you look zooted!
by Mmmmmaaatttttp April 15, 2016
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Zoot Burger

When someone ejaculates in your soup.
Johny just made a Zoot Burger
by Imfeelingthebern February 3, 2017
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Zooted

Being very obnoxious
You were zooted bro..
by GiveGoodSucc May 26, 2017
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Zooted

To be so high and fcked up that you are beyond existence itself. Your capabilities of being human have disappeared and you are in a whole nother lvl my friend. Dont try to have a conversation cause you wont be able to, words wont come out and you only will be babbling.
man im zooted afff
by FckingBubba August 12, 2022
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