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Zach

An absolute gay nae nae monkey baby. He is a failed sound cloud rapper who gets angry at any criticism and will start to immediately cry. You can say a joke about him because he will go monkey rage. Zach likes to touch little boys in the woods, and likes to kiss people without consent. Zach is pretty cool.
Brad: ¨Oh shit look out it´s Zach.¨
Chad: ¨Oh No run¨
by EpicGamerMan69 November 8, 2019
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Zached

To get canceled on suddenly and without notice.
We were all going to meet up and play cards, until we got zached at the last moment.
by Grkfire013 April 3, 2019
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Zach’s are good looking guys who can be mellow or the centre of a party depending on the situation. They often dress well and have a good fashion sense. Zachs are very loyal and will always stick with his friends. They are very trustworthy and is the perfect person to talk to
When i have a son I hope he is a Zach
by Kinkeechang May 13, 2019
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Zach is a really big jackass with no friends and really big man titties. he looks like a very fat hippie and can be very annoying. nobody likes him and if he says he has a girlfriend, dont believe him because he is dating his mother.
Zach~*pretends he knows how to dance*

Sydney.B~ He looks like a fat hippie
by DumboWumbo December 5, 2019
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A fat rude bitch that makes fun of you
He is such a Zach!
by IHATEPEOPLENAMEDZACH December 5, 2019
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He is a dumbass random dipshit that always disses his friends cause he can’t find a girl to fuck. He is also secretly gay
Zach just touched a guys dick.
by Plz work this time May 24, 2019
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A pissy little bitch who gets upset when he doesn't get what he wants, also he's very gay who has a measly bodycount of 1
"Oh look at that cunt what a pussy"
"I know right, looks like zach"
by @therealharoldhegarty June 3, 2019
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