noodle wax

A Blow job

yo, that dime just gave me a noodle wax

by G-Dub Code name June 5, 2004

VO5 wax

Something ed sheeran puts on his ginger hair

VO5 wax for my ginger hair

by 22girl December 12, 2017

Wax ring

A Caucasian female (n) generally college educated and of privilege, who is mailable in order to obtain a proposal of marriage from a bachelor of desire.

Damn! Kim kardashian be such a wax ring!

by Whudunnit June 2, 2015

Waxing loafer

When your wife tries to describe the phases of the moon and you make something up

That's a waning gibis moon, no that's a waxing loafer

by MineEng November 5, 2017

penis wax

Congealed splooge

I woke up with penis wax after I super manned my philly ho.

by Handsey November 20, 2015

wax museum

"wax museum" can be used as a metaphor for the past, memories, or nostalgic events

I just can't get over my past marriage, feels like I'm living in a wax museum.

by The Wildcard January 6, 2014

wax the smack

The act of masturbating, much like beating the meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, etc. Made famous by Nostalgia Critic, a popular film reviewer

Nostalgia Critic: "as Peewee Herman Hey kids, crack is wack, but wax the smack. So whack off everyday!!"

by Quitopher June 5, 2017