noodle wax

A Blow job

yo, that dime just gave me a noodle wax

by G-Dub Code name June 5, 2004

Wax ring

A Caucasian female (n) generally college educated and of privilege, who is mailable in order to obtain a proposal of marriage from a bachelor of desire.

Damn! Kim kardashian be such a wax ring!

by Whudunnit June 2, 2015

Waxing loafer

When your wife tries to describe the phases of the moon and you make something up

That's a waning gibis moon, no that's a waxing loafer

by MineEng November 5, 2017

bitch wax

A really smelly ointment bitches use to make themselves look more beautiful. Think organic exfoliating creams and other expensive products.

Damn dude, you stank like bitch wax.

by bitch12hoe April 9, 2015

wax fux

To whoop someones ass at anything. Or being better at something than someone else.

You race someone and win. Then you WAX FUX
You beat someone at beer pong. You WAX FUX

by The J Gunner June 15, 2008

penis wax

Congealed splooge

I woke up with penis wax after I super manned my philly ho.

by Handsey November 20, 2015

wax museum

"wax museum" can be used as a metaphor for the past, memories, or nostalgic events

I just can't get over my past marriage, feels like I'm living in a wax museum.

by The Wildcard January 6, 2014