Water Knot

A puckered asshole that’s raw and sore from explosive shits.

That food poisoning just about blew out my pucker hole. I got a water knot.

I need some witch hazel poured on my water knot.

by Dick Onchin May 30, 2020

Water on the rocks

A nerdy way of saying water with ice.

I'm so hardcore I had three water on the rocks last night.

by The pastamaster April 11, 2011

weekend water

An alcoholic beverage; Booze

It's Friday. I'm thirsty. Give me some weekend water.

by kleinsound May 11, 2008

unseasoned water

someone who is more bland than water itself

nathaniel is such unseasoned water

by greenteabitch August 6, 2021

Ketchup Water

The most vile and disgusting thing found on Earth. Often a result of laziness due to a lack of shaking a ketchup bottle before spewage onto a plate of fries or hamburger.

I would rather drink diarrhea vomited from your mother's ass after being fermented in a hippos vagina for 8000 years than ketchup water touch my fries.

by PeeJayAych January 12, 2008

free water

Slang from jersey meaning anything you want pertaining to being the best

Man1- Just dropped this track

Man2- For free?

Man1- Free water

by Freemitherfuckinwater February 23, 2018

water boner

a boner caused by just being in water,nothing to arouse it.

when seth got in the pool he got a water boner and didnt want to come out.

by bonermaster787 June 7, 2009