Homeschool Winner

home school win ner

for pete's sake he is not evil where the heck did you get that Idea? stupid head.

by rondell August 20, 2003

Winner

Winner is the sexiest most perfect person in the universe. he has the fattest 🍆 and every woman wants him and every man wants to be him.

Wow did you see Winner , he’s so fine😍

Man, i wish i was winner

by papi246 August 11, 2021

Scratch-Off Winner

A term used when you're fingering a girl, flicking her bean, making everything work fast and hard enough, and then she squirts and convulses. It's like winning a lottery scratch-off ticket—not a big win, but enough to keep playing the game.

Nick: Hey Bill, you get with Dirty Suzie last night?
Bill: Let's just say when I was fingering her, she must have felt like I had a Kennedy Half-Dollar on me as she made me a Scratch-Off Winner. She melted off the couch after two minutes. Smell my fingers (Bill thrusts his fingers onto Nick's nasal area mockingly).
Nick (awkwardly smelling Bill's fingers): Damn....Let me lick that shit!

by Studs Lonigan III December 5, 2024

autumn winner

Autumns a winner because she deserves it!

Autumns the winner! Finally she got her winning dream come true.

Autumn winner - winning

by Pch February 26, 2023

winner winner vegan dinner

Literally, it’s vegans celebrating... but with dinner!

Winner winner vegan dinner! There’s more than two options on the menu for me!

by It’sbradthevegan! February 28, 2021

black winner

quantitative term used for an 8 eightball which in the drug world is 3.5 grams of X substance.

can you hook me up with a black winner

by see ray pac April 11, 2007