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Wannabe Invisibob

A wannabe Invisibob is basically someone who can't be an Invisibob, but wants to be.
Therefore, they wear normal clothes, yet hide their face so as to remember our radioactive, floating, boxer-shorted, invisible friends.

...See Gaia Online.
"Kenjoki, you are SUCH a Wannabe Invisibob!"
or
"You are an Invisibob Wannabe. Take off those masks."
by Kenjoki Ikari January 25, 2005
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Wannabe text

Similar to intellext, these are the grammatically correct texts usually seen in movies or shows that try to appeal to a pre-teen audience.

Example: Do u want 2 hangout 2morrow @ the mall ;) ?
iCarly and Beastly are wannabe texters.
by MyRazorLikestoNOMNOMNOM August 25, 2011
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Vampire Wannabe

A group of tweens desperate to be vampires and find their bloodsucking partner. They dream of becoming immortal and beating the volturi, they may also dream of meeting the Cullens.
HEY HUN I AM A VAMPIRE WANNABE AND PROUD!
by Lou aka Bella swan February 1, 2021
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wannabe baraco

People who live outside of Louisdale, Nova Scotia (in front or behind the mall) that mock Baracos but they secretly want to be one. (Some have even been known to move there...even if it’s temporarily)
Those wannabe Baracos make jokes but we know the truth.
by 226alltheway December 28, 2020
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hardcore wannabe

someone usually in their teens, pretending to others that they respect post hardcore and metal (including subgenres) as only middle aged bald, bearded men can. they are either all out emo, or nerds who try to shock people by revealing their music taste.
Guy: hey man periphery are so good i listen to them all the time
Guy 2: you're just a hardcore wannabe man
Guy: I am not I love the screamy bit!!
*cut to Guy sitting at home listening to britney spears whilst researching softcore metal bands*
by AKAKAY November 6, 2013
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turd wannabes

Loosely held together feces that is too solid to be considered diarrhea yet too divided and "small-chunkish" to be considered a turd. These inferior poop chunks are notoriously known for the pain and uncomfortable feeling they give. Since they consist mainly of water and generally have low-poo density (see Type 5 and 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale) these "fluffy pieces with ragged edges" will definitely sour the remainder of the day. Being in relationships to alcohol, these chunks almost always making an appearance during a DADS. Worse yet, they are forever jealous of the their more popular turd brethren. They are turd wannabes.
My DADS this morning was awful; it consisted mostly of water, pizza, and turd wannabes.
by Idontfunkwithyou March 13, 2015
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kardashian wannabe

Any girl who acts like a spoiled brat,or any young woman who is a wannabe spoiled "Rich Bitch".
That girl is so "Stuck Up" and spoiled, she acts like a Kardashian Wannabe
by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013
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