Velvet Revolver

An ok band in terms of the music they play, made up from rejects from two good bands: Guns N' Roses and STP (well ok ONE good band). Scott Weiland is a fuckin twat who deserves to be beaten several times with a flaming 2 x 4 for creatin an ok band from a great band, the prick

Velvet revolver kiss gnr's ass anyday

by Axel Prose September 25, 2006

Velvet Fist

Like Iron Fist, but gay version of. Coined by evil dictator Libernazi.

"That fag rules with a velvet fist!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Red velvet

The outcome of over-arousing a woman on her menstrual cycle.

My sheets have turned to red velvet!

by Eveariel December 12, 2012

Red Velvet

The act of receiving a handjob (an old-fashioned) while eating a piece of cake

I gave my boyfriend a Red Velvet during my grandma's birthday party last night.

by BallsOut469 August 18, 2012

Velvet Vault

A euphemism for the female vagina. Usually one that is soft, smooth, supple and inviting.

I want Bekah's velvet vault in my face tonight.

by irich December 31, 2014

Red Velvet

When a guy ejaculates inside a woman who is on her period , the resulting mash up is a red velvet

Dude, i did the red velvet with her last night, it was nasty as heck but she loved it...

by NaijaRiffic February 6, 2012

Velvet Revolver

A very shitty band which started when Duff asked me to sing for his new band, "The Project". I'm in it along side some bald idiot, a half-nigger who rehashes his solos and tweaks them slightly, a horrible bassist who only plays with a pick, and an overrated drummer who couldn't play his way out of a nutsack. We, as a band, are officially finished come April 1st and I'm restarting my original and god-like band, Stone Temple Pilots.

Velvet Revolver sucks in comparison to most 90's bands.

by Scott Weiland March 28, 2008