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Vegetable

A person who lacks enough brain cells to even carry out basic bodily functions.
I heard Justin became a vegetable after that car crash.
by Firemanjones January 29, 2019
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vegtablez

Vegtablez is a nice and amazing person, she is really funny too! I love her sm

she keeps deleting tweets but it's okay because i have the notifs on and I can ss owo
Vegtablez Angie is the best and I love her sm uwu
by Jadeechonn April 14, 2019
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Vegetables

A DISGUSTING thing that literally no CHILD will eat
They stink
But peaches well *Whistles* They look like them big fat pink BOOTYS
Mom Ok sweetie time to eat ur vegetables
Kid THE FUCK MOM I TOLD YOU NO VEGETABLES
*Kid proceeds to beat his mother ferociously until she is bleeding*
KidNOW GIVE ME PEACHES
by RandomKidThatYouDontKnow October 9, 2019
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Vegetable

Really, it doesnt take miracles or Jesus to get up and walk again, it's as simple for most people as (fear of) not wanting to be a vegetable for the rest of your life. It's not a matter of being a fighter or miracles, it's a matter of what you wont get to do if you dont get up and walk again.
Not wanting to be a vegetable will keep most people going to physical therapy and all the other stuff, most people will try things they wouldn't usually try when being a vegetable is the other thing you could do. In that sense, no Jesus, black, white, or olive skinned dark haired Jew can be your miracle, you'd have to be your own miracle in that sense, and crawl and take your baby steps all over again until your body remembers how to walk again if you have to. Then do the physical therapy. What would make a cop shoot somebody in the back 7 times, it's almost to the point they seem to try and outdo what they did to trigger the last unrest by lowering the bar a little more to limbo under it. The last one died without suffering more than 10 minutes, they want this one to suffer a little longer. One has no life, and now this one has no legs.
by Solid Mantis August 25, 2020
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vegetable

its like a fruit but no sweetness. instead its used for salad and other thing, people like it for the savoury
by among us in real life sus sus September 8, 2020
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Vegetables

They are Satan’s spawn, they are so bad I want to throw up. I buy them so that they can rot and go brown.
Use vegetables
by Iguggiuiug November 24, 2020
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vegetableised

An injury which results in a person becoming a vegetable.
Chiropractor snaps someone's neck: "Whoops, it looks like I just vegetableised another one!"
by Insomn November 24, 2020
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