VSCO girl

Fucking satin

Person 1: *exists*
VSCO girl: "SKSKSKSKSKSKSK AND I OOP-"
Person 1: "Every day we stray further and further away from god..."

by _you_egg_ October 3, 2019

Vsco girl

A strange sub-species of humans, predominantly female. Almost always found wearing a puka shell necklace, multiple scrunchies, a tube top, and shoes like crocs, vans, or Birkenstocks. Wild vsco girls will almost always be caught carrying a hydroflask. If you were to witness a vsco girl drop a hydroflask, you would notice the strange call of distress you would hear; and I oop-. If you hear this, beware, because this call almost always attracts more vsco girls. However, the most dangerous aspect of this odd species is their unique and headache-inducing mating call. If you are approached by a vsco girl who proceeds to vocalize this: sksksksksksksksksksksksksk
My best advice for you is to run.

I also do not recommend attempting to tame said vsco girl, as this will surely result in death or serious injury. Vsco girls are pack animals, so you will likely spot them in large groups. Be respectful of groups of vsco girls, and do not attempt to hunt them. Scientists predict that vsco girls will become an endangered species by June 2020.

Girl: yesterday Zoe dropped her hydro flask and said and I oop-
Girl 2- oh my gosh she's a vsco girl, be careful around her

by Superbasicwhitegirl September 22, 2019

Vsco girl

A STUPID BITCH WHO PISSES PEOPLE OFF. vsco girls will usually have all of the following:
•hydroflask

•shell choker
•scrunchies
•a bad attitude

And will constantly say sksksks and I oop-

WARNING: do not approach a vsco girl, they have mind powers and will turn you into one

Vsco girl: omg Veronica is that a new scrunching?! Sksksksks
Veronica: yes, sksksks
Vsco girl: and I oop-

by Fried pasta on a Sunday night August 21, 2019

vsco girls

vsco girls are just basic girls who doesn’t want that name

no one:
not even a soul:
vsco girls: and i oop- skskskksks oops i dropped my hydroflask skskksksks

by CEO of Hentai September 21, 2019

VSCO Girl

An asshole who thinks they are cool

Youre a VSCO girl.

by DICTIONARY 420 September 9, 2019

Vsco girl

The most basic girl you’ll ever ever see. They have a scrunchie on there wrist all the time ( even in there sleep) . They have all the vsco essentials like hydroflasks, friendship bracelets, etc. Usually seen walking around with a tube top, shorts, hair in a messy bun, and a scrunchie on there wrist. They think there very quirky with there crocs. There bassically the girls who fit in with the trends. If a vsco girl invites you over for a sleepover, don’t expect a formal sleepover with movies and a bed. They like to have sleepovers in a trampoline with lots of blankets and pillows. They also spray lots of Mario Badescu facial spray before bed and in the morning. Vsco girls usually edit all there photos with the C1 Filter. They also like to say “ skskksks” and “ and i oop-“ a lot. As a vsco girl myself, U know from experience. But if you ever use a plastic straw in front of them, you’ll get attacked. Make sure to use a metal straw infront of them. If you like Quirky, trendy, basic, and fun friends, the vsco girl is the right girl for you.

girl 1 ( not vsco): Hey
Vsco girl: Hey did u grab me my hydro flask?
girl 1: yeah here ( drops it)

vsco girl: and i oop-

girl 1: sorry
vsco girl: Is ok skskskss
vsco girl: omg are you wearing birks?

girl 1: no these are just sandals
vsco girl: ok
girl 1: ( sips starbucks with plastic straw) have you ever tried the v-
vsco girl: HOW DARE YOU USE A PLASTIC STRAW?!? SAVE THE TURTLES ( storms off)

by local girl guide August 15, 2019

Vsco girl

A vsco girl is the 2019 version of a tumblr girl she owns birkenstocks,hydro flask,metal straw,fjallraven kanken and puka shell necklace she also overuses phrases like and I oop- and also repeatedly says sksksksk as a form of laughter the vsco girl also only wears oversized t shirts and also has her hair in a messy bun.

Did you see that girl over their she’s such a vsco girl

by Vscojuuler August 13, 2019