Visual Gravity

The effect that occurs when one severely unattractive fat person is with a group of good-looking counterparts. Once this person is noticed, no matter where you look within the group, your eyes will be slowly drawn back to that person.

Dude 1: "Check out those Hotties!"

Dude 2: "All I can see is that fat chick. What are you talking about?"

Dude 1: "Watch out. She's got Visual Gravity, man. Take a look at her hot friends."

by Spoodle October 16, 2009

Visual Spam

People who you really don't like that are on your Facebook/Myspace friends list.

Ex:When the person you don't like updates or are tagged in a photo on your news feed, that is an example of visual spam.

by Girl Delightfully Independent April 2, 2010

Visual PHD

When a person thinks they have a doctorate in a subject because they've seen it on TV or in a movie.

Bill:"Did you know the moon is the size of a quarter?"

Ted:"What are you talking about?"

Bill: "Yeah, I saw it on a documentary on conspiracy theories last night."

Ted:"Oh, you think you've got a Visual PHD..."

by albinorineo August 9, 2010

Visualisissism

A form of data visualization that is mainly trying to look interesting or use fancy effects but does not give any further insight into the data it is supposed to visualize or explain.

And here we have a fine example of Visualisissism.

by Quasi_mondo May 16, 2013

visual wanking

To stare at hot girls wishing you were man enough to go and talk to them.

Dude, stop that visual wanking, you look like a creep.

by Mystery with style May 7, 2015

Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD)

The inability to correctly identify food visually

Andrew "hey, that bangers & mash looks delicious!"

Meg "its pasta, dickhead"

Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD)

by Manny Kin June 6, 2015

Visual addict

Enthusiastic devotee of art, who receives ineffable pleasure from observing it in its seven forms and particularly from photography.

She is such a visual addict, she spends hours looking at photographs.

by Maripu December 20, 2016