A very refined meme of a wood-brown woman stating “to out the story short, i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my arse” this sentenceis currently in the 10 combussys of floptropica. Showing the dedication to this woman. This woman was a staple in floptropican presidency and will be forever known as such.
“Jake guess what”

“What do you want you autistic monkë

I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass

“Wow so inspirational.”
by Floptropican Vocabulary. December 02, 2023
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A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
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I decided to shove a snowball up their ass
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Square up on that ass

The act of sexually positioning one’s self behind a female or male, with the intent of inserting either said person’s penis or strap on dildo into the receiving party’s guts.
Jason said he just wanted to watch me bang his girlfriend, but he kept creeping up behind me trying to square up on that ass.
by Nrogers June 20, 2022
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you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.
Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
by lovepenguinsandlife February 23, 2019
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Bee up his ass

Definition: someone who does not care, is overly grumpy, and creates specific unhappiness and shitty behaviors toward others. Similar to a bug up my ass, but on the next level, as getting stung up your ass creates a serious reaction, as opposed to a bug just crawling around all up in your business. Bee up your ass.
Shannon: I can't believe what happen on my commute home from Denver today?
Mike: How do you mean?
Shannon: Some driver had a bee up his ass, and was trying to find a road rage fight
by Shannon307 November 07, 2018
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