Unicorn

Related to armadillos and rhinos, unicorns are a usually white horse-resembling creature with rainbow hair and a pink and purple horn. Have been mistaken to narwhals, but narwhals are actually unihippocampi. Not related to horses or pegasi, as they do not exist. A unicorn is quite real and one dies everytime someone breaks a promise, tells a lie, or has an awkward silence. Unicorns also have the power to grant you wishes.

*Awkward silence*
"A UNICORN DIED!!"

by summersunshine.dabeep February 15, 2015

Unicorn

A term used by straight couples on the verge of a breakup to describe an individual who would be willing to enter a threesome with them. Named a “unicorn” as it’s rare someone would be willing to enter that volatile mess of a relationship.

“Hey did you hear? Stacy and Mark went on Tinder to look for a unicorn to try to save their dying relationship!”
“Do you think it’ll work?”
“Nope!”

“Ugh, I went on a dating app to look for a relationship but all I’m getting is straight couples looking for a unicorn!”

by Peculiar-Person September 27, 2020

Unicorn

Kristaps Porzingis. Or Kristaps Porzingod. The Knicks legend in the making.

Guy: Yoooo! You see the Knicks game last night?
Guy #2: Yeah the unicorn dropped 30 again!

by Tjk31 November 12, 2017

Unicorn

The most evil vile creatures in existence they steal all of the attention and are freaking brats

Did you see how rude that unicorn was!?

Yes I hate them so much. They are the devils spawn

by Yam the man August 2, 2018

Unicorn

Code word for the “time of the month” for girls.

I am on my unicorn!

My unicorn is bugging me!

by BettytheGymnast August 31, 2018

Unicorn

Lisa.

Lisa is an un-capturable Unicorn.

by L-corn September 1, 2017

unicorn

Mythical creature. It's like a horse with a seat on its head.

"Every girl wants a unicorn for her 16th birthday."
"I'd say. Its ever better than a vibrator!"

by Joe Blow July 5, 2004