13th Uncle

A creepy uncle that touches little kids.

John: Is there anything I should know before I come to the family reunion?
Mike: Yeah, make sure you stay away from my 13th uncle. He's a weirdo.

by Cheddar Bunnies November 26, 2020

uncle demon

A song done by Jamaican Gothic artiste Tommy lee Sparta from the Gaza Camp, with the title of the song a lot of criticism has been circulated and the content of the song is very Evil

Yoo Uncle Demon say a mad war thing

Uncle demon is used to portray an evil person

by I_Fucked_Your_Bitch_Nigga March 13, 2014

Uncle Dip

Uncle dip (Kyle Cornelius Dipp) is a 57 year old pedophile who was taken away by the U.S Government but as escaped and on a rampage to molest all of the little kids in town. If you ever see a 2004 Chrome Toyota Camry with a license plate of bronze plating on the letters but not numbers run away as fast as you can. Beware for he dosen’t care who or what he takes to molest, he will “do” anything…
He will seem like a nice old man but once you get into his car, he changes his personality.

Bystander - Uncle dip? Why did you touch that little girl?
Uncle dip - age is just a number…
Bystander - *dials 911*

by Lkahsnskkzbsjajsbdndnssnman September 24, 2022

Whatsapp Uncle

A person who spreads news or gives opinions without qualification, certification, or proper education. Normally seen on Whatsapp spreading fake news, and not quoting proper sources. They normally think of themself to always be right when they are usually wrong.

A Whatsapp Uncle is a graduate of Whatsapp University.

Khalid: "Did you see this Hadith about the Prophet Uncle Yasir sent me?"
Omair: "Always verify what Uncle Yasir says, he is a Whatsapp Uncle!"
Khalid: " You are right, first he told me Corona Virus was fake, now he is telling me the vaccination is fake. He is such a Whatsapp Uncle."

by Wiseguy0909 July 23, 2021

uncle mal

The act of throwing someone into a swimming pool when they are not expecting it.

I am going to bag my phone in case someone uncle mals me at the party tonight.

by sailingdave May 3, 2014

uncle bourbon

A really chill, middle-aged Russian man who will be more than happy to give you his AK if you take him to Dry Station. He is the one who calls them Bitches.

Your Comrade: Woah, chuvak! Where did you get this Kalash?

You: Uncle Bourbon, of course.

by 'Murican Apple October 5, 2017

uncle krunk

Douchebag faggot sloppy fat fuck that went to Northside, but jumped on the Acadiana bandwagon once they started winning and calls everybody his nephew when clearly there’s no relation.

Yep that’s Uncle Krunk at yet another Acadiana High football game.

by El Diablo 3 October 19, 2019