by CashMeOutSideHowBoutDat123 May 25, 2017
by Aston Boii March 09, 2008
Regarded highly amongst Pagan communities the Steaming Turner, or the Vindr Illr as it was known more commonly back then, is a distant relative of the Cleveland Steamer. It is believed the it predates the Cleveland Steamer by almost 3000 years and naturally fell out of favor as beards historically went out of fashion. It's recent uptick of late is largely thanks to hipsters and the rise in inequality resulting in higher numbers of homeless.
Where the two differ the most is in execution.
After squeezing a deuce out on a willing partners chest it's imperative that before you begin rolling back and forth on the evacuated excrement you performatively tug on your beard and if possible twirl your moustache whilst cackling. Norse communities were known to take this even further, tying their large members to to their beards and using the underside as a sponging area to mop up any excess.
Where the two differ the most is in execution.
After squeezing a deuce out on a willing partners chest it's imperative that before you begin rolling back and forth on the evacuated excrement you performatively tug on your beard and if possible twirl your moustache whilst cackling. Norse communities were known to take this even further, tying their large members to to their beards and using the underside as a sponging area to mop up any excess.
by Cigoler February 15, 2022
Profession: The poor soul that stares at turkey butts all day while he/she roasts them over an open flame.
by TasteyTown February 05, 2010
ratchet bitch with a smelly house. catches feelings over snapchat for ugly guys. wears neck gators and dyes her hair every other week
by sarahjohnson1 October 20, 2020
Person 1: "Bro, what kind of joke was that? And why is he always showing off his gyatt?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a real Brody Turner."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a real Brody Turner."
by Aiden Avery October 17, 2023
A Matt Turner is a wild creature, most commonly found in the plaugelands in World of Warcraft, they are known for their kind nature, and mental age proportionate to a 5 year old imp. They are regualary found to be infatuated with gorgon serpents, and can easily sniff out their scent. However, it's important to note that they are not completely harmless, as they can unleash their special move called a 'Turner', this steals items from user's inventorys, which can be highly annoying.
by WOWN3RD4LYFF August 03, 2011