Creative Truthing

When you present the truth in a very unflattering way as a means to deter another person's romantic interest in you. This technique is most useful in online dating.

I was grossly unimpressed when I met Joe for a coffee date. I wasn't lying when I told him that I wanted to get married, have two kids and be a stay at home mom. I was just creative truthing.

by Lady Die October 25, 2010

Bunny-crunching

When one has the habit of crushing those golden hollow Lindt Gold Bunnies, whenever one sees a display of the crazy expensive critters. By simply pushing your thumbs into them, they implode really nicely.

Whenever Sheryl sees a display of those bunnies, she insists on bunny-crunching at least one or two.

by Gerardb63 May 20, 2014

Toe crunching

When you fist a girl but with foot, by crunching your toes like a fist.

"I love toe crunching girls, it's so easy"

by Kailebthecunt November 21, 2017

Dump Trucking

When somebody opens their asshole and another person shits in it, they may pass the shit back and forth.

"Can you hold this for me? "

"You mean like dump trucking?

by MayonnaiseCoveredTitties June 15, 2018

Junk Trunking

The act of having anal sex for so long your balls penetrate as well.

Man 1: Man my dude my balls are sore.
Man 2:Why?
Man 1: Cause I was fucking a chick in the ass and I then my balls slipped in.
Man 2: A JUNK TRUNK?! MY MAN! YOU JUNK TRUNKING SON OF A BITCH!!

by Painfullee September 5, 2018

Stomachs touching

Starving, hungry, get me food

My stomachs touching dude lets get some chick fil a

by K_guti3rr3z September 16, 2018

Trailer trucking

When one man sticks his big black magnum dong down a girls throat, and another man sitcks his iron giant in her tight, wet, gaping asshole and both start fucking her silly.

Hey Bill Cosby and Sixnine.
"We're gonna do some trailer trucking to you two!"
The prision guards said.

by Abong has tiny shlong March 18, 2019