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by Zoiej2004 February 11, 2017
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A guy who wears sleeveless shirts, and lets his tits hang out on the sides. He wears Everlast shorts and is proud of his road rash. A true Somervillian douchebag.
Paul a.k.a Tool - “Coco... go get the ball dummy!!!”
by CMSTAFF June 16, 2018
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tool: Someone who gels their hair, takes pictures of themselves in the mirror with their shirts off wearing a flat bill and if they have a shirt on it has a very large logo on it. Also a tool thinks he is the shit and can disrespect women and that all women want him and he is too cool to realize him and his friends (usually other tools) are not liked
That kid is such a tool taking pics of himself and making it his myspace pic
by updog15 March 15, 2010
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a man who is only interested in getting hammered and screwing things
"hey man, look at that guy in the corner, what a total tool"

Johnny is the one feebly chatting up multiple women while consuming huge quantities of alcohol.
by MajBenMaj May 16, 2012
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A wanna-be bad-ass who has a goatee, drives a rusted out firebird, and quite possibly works at Maceroni Grill, or Abercrombie, or other such Tool Locations.
"Wow, Tylers growing a goatee? What a tool!"
by bmk. November 18, 2009
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a complete bro. hes a boss and the tools in his/hers toolshed dont agree with him/her. (vicki)
Aqeel is such a tool and his tools don't agree.
by aqeelisaboss July 6, 2011
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A person who is dumb and is good for nothing other than being used for something, such as money or sex. This can also describe someone who is useless except when being used by others.
"I think a lot of the jocks are tools. They are good for nothing except for their bodies and money."
"He is such a sucker and a tool."
by rainprincess64 October 30, 2011
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