Tom Tom

A skinny white male with a large penis capable of birthing small litters of well endowed kittens.

Dammit Tom Tom

by jizzmaster112233 February 10, 2009

tomming

Tomming is a phrase used to describe someone who is indulging in prostitution, i.e being a tom.

have you been tomming?

by rmt2008 June 30, 2008

tom-tom

When you slap someone (preferly a chick) with ur penis

I tom-tomed her last night accross her tits

by Jack Meoff July 10, 2003

tomming

tomming is a word used to describe a pervert in the act of peeping at someone getting changed

man #1: dude are you tomming on my wife?
man #2: ....er..yeah
man #1:...cool

by spoofy May 13, 2005

tom

a very sexy man with huge dick and balls omg like huge very big.

girl: dam good sex with tom

by rowbo0301 January 24, 2019

A Tom

A Tom is Norwegian slang for a paedophile. They usually have up to 25 kids in his basement at any one time and will show their cock to a man at any possibility. They usually reside in an attic and work 10 to 15 hours a day, more than likely ignoring friends. They play sports games like madden, fifa, NBA etc but are never good at them. They usually have a large god complex.

Man that guy really is a Tom.

Bill Cosby is a Tom

by Dfhb cfhj April 28, 2020

TOM

Basically TOM stands for Time Of Month...
ANd we all know what that means.
(The womanly cycle if you don't)
(If you still didn't get that, then PERIODS)

Otis: Why won't you sit down on the sofa, Dorita?
Dorita: Cos its white...
Otis: So?
Dorita: Never sit on a white sofa with TOM...
Otis: Come again?
Dorita: Time Of Month dofus!

by Otis The Stripper May 17, 2008