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Sloth Mitten

Next to camel toe as in the physical view of a woman's vagina in yoga pants showing protruding lower lips
Rasta John: "Who wouldn't want to slip into a sloth mitten."
by Rastajohn March 28, 2017
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IM Sloth

Instant Message Sloth - The term for a person who takes WAY TOO LONG to type a reply to an instant message, text message, or Facebook PM, and when they complete the reply it is a short answer or single sentence.
"Janet is an IM Sloth. I asked her a simple question via instant message and her typing indicator showed she was answering for 15 minute. When she finally replied her answer was 'YES'"
by Nategator July 14, 2017
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party sloth

Similar to a party animal but with less trippin' and more kippin'
"That guy's asleep at a party, what a party pooper"
"It's fine, he's a party sloth"
"Well, thank god for that"
by sleep_a_lot December 17, 2016
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Sid The Sloth

“Sid The Slothmeans call or to call
by Bumroh March 5, 2022
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sloth station

A 'Sloth Station' is when a mattress is placed in front of a TV in the living room. The Sloth Station usually sucks you in, causing sudden shifts of mood, Increased heart rate, high amounts of euphoria and increased levels of extreme laziness. A Sloth Station can last in front of the tv for weeks and sometimes even months. If you find yourself slothing on the station you are probably at the lowest point of your life, and are probably regretting the zinger box you just eat aswell. The sloth station is life but also a disease. It is usually comes out after a big weekend on the whipper.
Jake -Fuck im scattered cunt... Sam- should we pull out the sloth station? Jake- Does a bear crap in the woods?
by Melted yogurt September 24, 2020
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schwaisted Sloth

A name referring to an individual who is completely inebriated and cannot function at a normal speed.
Also a mascot to the university of E&E
He had like 12 shots in 30 minutes... I've never seen such a schwaisted sloth in my life!
by slother111 December 15, 2009
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Mouldy Sloth

A Mouldy Sloth is when you peel back a foreskin to reveal a green, furry, foisty consistency.
“Oh my good God Sandra, I went to give Derek fellatio and he has a bad case of Mouldy Sloth”
by Iamhannahbaker April 9, 2019
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