jessica simpson

The better Simpson. So what if she's dumb, at least she isn't a poser like ashlee.

Jessica Simpson: This says baby food. Is it food or is it baby?

by Angelacia May 14, 2007

Sampson Simpson

The most famous drug dealer in NY in the movie "Half Baked". Which happens to be the best movie on earth....WATCH IT

"Damn B, lemme talk to Sampson Simpson!"

by Thergood Jenkins January 26, 2009

ashlee simpson

shes a stupid fuckin ugly bitch. she only got famous due to her sisters sucess. she thinks hes a rocker but everyone know shes really some stupid fuckin blonde under your black fuckin hair. get a life, STOP SINGING, YOU SUCK

shes fuckin emo that cant sing for shit

by brody December 9, 2004

Simpsons Sky

A blue sky with fluffy white clouds as per the much loved Fox cartoon (even if they did dump Futurama - bastards).
Michael Fish watch out.

"Hey man check out of the window - it's a Simpsons Sky"

by street smeg May 6, 2005

Maggie Simpson

The 1-year-old on the animated series The Simpsons. Constantly sucks on her pacifier. Once did what no one else would: shoot Mr. Burns. We see her as a teenager in the episode Lisa's wedding, where she wears a pacifier around her neck and still doesn't talk. See www.MaggieAndEric.com

If you want to see Maggie when she's a bit older (13 I think), check out www.MaggieAndEric.com. Yes, she's still jailbait, but it's a cartoon, so who cares??

by Homer Jay Simpson February 17, 2005

Maggie Simpson

She shot Mr Burns.She's cool,man!

suck suck suck

by TheWiggidy October 11, 2003

The Homer Simpson

When you double handed choke a girl while having sex in missionary so it resembles homer strangling bart

Last night got naughty, I gave her the homer Simpson while I ploughed through her in the hotel bed.

by The ibiza choker September 28, 2019