Away an take yur face for a shite

Scottish insult, to imply one talks faeces. “Go and take your face for a shit” in standard English.

Andy was mouthing off in the pub. Big Alec telt him: away an take yur face for a shite. That clamped Andy for the rest of the night.

by Strathclyder April 2, 2022

jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat

one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.

Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"

by Danarky May 14, 2003

Kuro Gal ni Natta kara Shin`yuu to Shite Mita

A hentai where a guy gets drugged and turns into a girl and his friend fucks him aggressively.

"Have you watched Kuro Gal ni Natta kara Shin`yuu to Shite Mita?"
"The hentai?"
"Yeah."

by roofrob May 23, 2021

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

Something that Gordon Ramsay says when he's out of insults

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

-Gordon Ramsay

by HelloThisIsMeAndIamBoredasHell March 14, 2022

large shite

A way to describe someone who is being irritating, offensive or all of the above.

Liam was a large shite as soon as he came out of the womb

by nadpad August 3, 2017

shite fractal

A situation so monstrously fucked up that every detail of it is as fucked as the whole, as is every detail of every detail, and so forth.

The executive is turning into an absolute shite fractal - fucked from top to tail.

by beigebloke August 8, 2017

Shite

The vocabulary of Slow Mo.

Another way of saying oh shoot, or shit.

Often said randomly after every sentence.

Oh shite I forgot to do the homework! Rwah!

by XxSavage21xX120 February 28, 2024