Mummy

As a noun, the person who is non-responsive in bed, or allows sex reluctantly and coldly. As a verb. Mummy Sex is the act of sex with this person.

Never again, she is a mummy in bed.

I've gotta get some every night, but my squeeze was so tired last night we had mummy sex

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Mummies little man

when you still live at your mom's house when you are 40 years old. when you have never tried to move out. (Callum Tetley)

You are such a mummies little man

by BIGTUNT April 18, 2022

fairy mummies

little ancient dickheads

fairy mummies will cut off your dick and wear it as a hat.
see pixie mummies

by dnddemigod January 14, 2015

Mummy Buddy

When a guy and his bestfriend put both their dicks in one condom to have have sex with the others girlfriend/wife

Chad: Bro me and Xan did a mummy buddy on his girl
Rest of the Frat house: Bro no way!!

by Jesus Sins October 2, 2020

Cum Mummy

Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)

A term used to describe the actions of when, after a male masturbates, said man wraps bundles of toilet paper on their arm to clean off the splooge from their hand.

Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)
A term used for when after a female stimulates a man’s penis causing an orgasm, preferably by jerking him off, and then proceeds to bundle her hand in toilet paper to clean her hands off.

(1)
“I was fapping last night, and I did a cum mummy.”

(2)
“Samantha and I were getting frisky last night, and she jerked me off; and then she pulled a cum mummy on me.”

by Yo Mama’s Asshole February 23, 2020

mummy

Mommy but ITS BETTER.

Mommy is so sexy but i prefer to call her mummy.

by Maryy_dddd September 6, 2022

Milky mummy tits

When breasts are enlarged due to milk production during pregnancy.

“My girlfriend is pregnant”
Drage: “corr, send us a pic of those milky mummy tits”

by Drages11 December 4, 2020