licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 5, 2023

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Lickin’ the Feeve

Occurs when a chick expects a larger dingus but settles for the American national average of 5.1 inches (“the feeve”)

She wishes she were licking nine inches, but will settle for “Lickin’ the feeve” instead.

by Nutswain December 1, 2023

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licking the mosquito trap

the sensual act of a man sucking the blood out of a lady’s used pad or tampon

“Hey man, you busy later?” “Yeah, my girl is having a hard day so I’ve got a night of licking the mosquito trap ahead of me.”

by 4skinsoup April 24, 2024

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Licking the Donut

Another term for licking the inside of someone's asshole usually done during felching or in some cases munting. It is also another term for somebody who's a suck-up.

Hey , your mom is really good at Licking the Donut! She should really make a job out of it.

Josh really needs to stop Licking the Donut and just do his job!

by Wurm Fillet April 20, 2025

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An idiom meaning that someone is incredibly desperate for something, often to the point of behaving in ways that are outlandish, inappropriate, or embarrassing. It can also be used as an exaggerated way to express excitement about something.

“She just met this guy and she’s too busy licking the floor to see all the red flags.”

"THe NEW EPISODE GHDHJSDH I’M LICKING THE FLOOR"

by dealt a ruin September 7, 2025

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